The Happy Couple!
molly wyns, former spinster, is finally getting hitched! Who could have seen this turn of events? Certainly not anyone else! I mean, she is 25 years old already--that's a quarter of a century! She is three years past the peak of fertility, so she may already be barren. Who really knows at this point? However, the wedding is still pretty far in the future, so no one really knows whether or not she'll get left at the altar or not. Only time will tell....
Dan Mather is an engineer of some sort who does air conditioning for places. Sometimes those places are in China, sometimes not. It depends. He is known for his world-renowned toilet paper stacking skills and for being bullied into proposing to molly wyns.
Dan Mather is an engineer of some sort who does air conditioning for places. Sometimes those places are in China, sometimes not. It depends. He is known for his world-renowned toilet paper stacking skills and for being bullied into proposing to molly wyns.
The couple has been living in sin for awhile now, and we're all very ashamed of that. They engage in copious amounts of illegal and illicit activity which puts a strain on their relationship. Sometimes they get into arguments so heated they immediately take naps on couches with kittens.