A Life Together
Despite their seemingly easy-going natures, this couple has had its share of heartbreak and tragedy. Their Wi-Fi is spotty. Besides that, they enjoy a simple life of work with hopes of a swift end to their depressing lives and the promise of an afterlife. But, until that day, they have decided to get married and share their suffering with each other.
After the wedding, molly and Dan will follow the advice of their role models (the Duggars) and dispose of their television and pets, thereby ensuring that there will be no distractions during their first year of marriage. If interested in adopting a TV or a puppy, please contact either the bride or the groom. Otherwise, they will throw both in the garbage.
The couple will be expecting their first child in a few years, a son to be named Westley Theodore Mather. He will be called Wes The Mather.
After the wedding, molly and Dan will follow the advice of their role models (the Duggars) and dispose of their television and pets, thereby ensuring that there will be no distractions during their first year of marriage. If interested in adopting a TV or a puppy, please contact either the bride or the groom. Otherwise, they will throw both in the garbage.
The couple will be expecting their first child in a few years, a son to be named Westley Theodore Mather. He will be called Wes The Mather.